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August 23, 2010

P 311 a dangerous new element.
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Q: Do you know why the World Trade Center towers collapsed?

A: They were eaten by thermites.

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious…

So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you still happy you voted for Obama?”

This parable is based on a very old joke.

A boy was walking to school one day and found some rabbit droppings in the snow. He picked up a few of them and took them to class where he proceeded to play with them on his desk.

The boy in front of him turned around, watched him rolling the rabbit droppings back and forth, and asked, “hey, whatcha got there?”

The first boy replied, “smartness pills.”

The second boy continued to watch, then said, “can I have some?”

The first boy said, “sure, they’re two for a nickel.”

So the second boy gave the first boy a nickel for two of the rabbit droppings. He then took one, placed it in his mouth, chewed on it and said, “hey, these things taste like shit.”

Laughing, the first boy answered, “see, you’re smarter already.”

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The federal government has peddled a lot of shit in its day, such as the Federal Reserve, the Income Tax, and Social Security. But people are finally starting to smarten up and say “this stuff is shit” to everything the federal government has done and to everything it now proposes.